We Accept Automatically Generated Papers :)

All those who submit an automatically generated paper to a VIPSI 
conference, will be invited to participate, and talk about their 
motivations and methods. The presentation slot will be assigned, only if 
the VIPSI Conference Board becomes convinced that the "author" of the 
automatically generated paper is able to give an outstanding 
presentation, on any topic in the area of science abuse and related 
issues. VIPSI conferences specialize in M+I+T++ research, and give 
priority to topics not covered by main-stream. The topic of Science 
Abuse is definitelly of increasing importance!